In my left hand there is the familiar,
in my right hand there’s the great unknown

Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

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Parks and Recreation + text posts

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deductionking:

[sees pic of fav character] oh my god i’m [takes deep breath] [dinosaur noises]

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parks and recreation + text posts

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otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP at the altar of a church, about to get married. Just as they’re about to kiss, Person A wakes up in bed, sobbing and staring at the empty space beside them. In reality, Person B died years ago.

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When I don’t work I spiral into a dark hole of depression.

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How can I know who I am, until I find out who I was?
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Anonymous:
What's it like being an adult

febricant:

natnovna:

"should i buy a news paper? i have the cnn app? does that count? should i buy a coffee maker? it will probably save me a lot of money? but then i have to buy coffee beans? i dont know shit about coffee beans! should i act like i’m reading this bottle of wine for a few minutes before i head straight to the discount vodka section? should i go to the supermarket and buy broccoli? i fucking hate broccoli did i just get invited to a fucking dinner party .. …what do you bring to a dinner party???? TAX SEASON SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! wakes up staring at a ceiling that is not my own ..did i just burn toast? how did i make it this far in life without fucking DYIGN i’m so DUMB and sTUPD and i cant do anyhtign  right.. yeah hey mom yeah i’m fine how are you" 

oh god TOO REAL

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